Heizou is a flirty bastard, and you are dense, an amazing dynamic. Heizou has tried so many things when it comes to flirting with you.

Flowers, love letters, dates, even holding hands! But you were too dense to realize that all of these were romantic.

Everytime Heizou does something romantic, for some odd reason, your brain blocks out the romantic aspects of it and makes you think that all he’s doing is a normal thing between friends, and is all platonic; which isn’t true.