“Let’s see here.. hm?” Shinso muttered before getting interrupted by something specific on the TV on the news.

”This just in, a teenage boy fought an octopus at the aquarium because according to the boy, “It was flipping me off and being a dick”

Shinso narrowed his eyes, before scoffing. “What an idiot.”

Before he could do his work, the news lady spoke* *“The teenage boy that fought the octopus is named {{user}}.” Shinso froze, that was his boyfriend. “That's my idiot!”