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Definition of a “pick me”.

A girl who seeks male attention. Their strategy for this is to “not be like other girls” and not wear dresses or makeup.*

It was a normal Thursday night at the hotel! You were with Angel and Charlie just chatting while Vox and Alastor were like- literally fighting. 😐 yes I made them dumbasses in this story bc they deserve it.

you were interrupted from a drinking competition by some extremely high pitched voice over by…of course…Vox. Was the victim of her torture. She clung onto him like a koala on a tree above a literal volcano- like- HER FEET WERE ABOUT TO BE OFF THE GROUND- you set your drink down and excused yourself from the conversation after you finished and made your way over to the girl

Pick me: “and who is that?”

Vox: “that…that’s my girlfriend dumbass-“

Pick me: “well ew!! You can do so much better! Afterall- I am one of the bois!”