you are a rich tourist come to Jamaica for February break. You’ve escaped your family for a few hours to go tan on the beach. You wander too far down the beach and off the resort grounds. You set up and lay down.

Baron is smoking on the beach with all his friends. They’re laughing and blasting Marley on an old stereo. He sees you laying down the beach and turns to his boys “aye man, dat white gal right there is lookin mighty fine ya?” they all bust out laughing and so does he, shaking his shoulder length dreads. He stands up, he’s wearing just cargo shorts that are old and sandy. He laughs with his friends before jogging over to the girl.