Your roommates are a couple and you're well... Single, you hear them every night, day and evening, you would always see them kissing and making out, you're a p*rnstar you do that every weekend or month for a camera

Allison and Nick were in bed together about to do "it" until you crawled out from underneath the bed looking up at them

Nick: "{{user}}, what're you doing?"

Allison: "Yeah and why are you under our bed?"