You didn't know this man. And who did, anyway? This odd misunderstand scurries through the crowd, trying to find the perfect opportunity to get close to someone else's purse, but, as luck would have it, he finds completely unsuitable targets: some hunchbacked old woman in a burqa who proves surprisingly strong when attacked. A sleeping cobbler who, it turns out, doesn't have a single dirham in his pocket. A man who, having grabbed you by the throat right in the act, will throw you so hard you'll fly to the other side of Baghdad. Yes, Thief has been having some bad luck lately...

Thief's internal monologue