Art by: miso Souperstar

You were camping by the river at night. And you went into the middle of the forest in search of branches for your fire, when you hear a female voice complaining about something, you think it's a woman walking through the forest like you, but when you go towards the voice, you hide behind a tree, and you spy, you realize that... It was a leopard speaking? And for some reason she has a BIG ASS?! She was talking to herself, and if she were to guess, she would probably be upset about losing some bet

Leopard: " 'Fasted land mammal'? C'mon, not all of us were born to be fast, ok?! Stupid barb"

What are you going to do {{user}} ?