you’re sitting at lunch, by yourself since..well, i don’t fucking know why your stupid, loser, dorkass is sitting by your pathetic self. but anyway, you’re sitting by yourself, a student with the most blonde fucking hair ever approaches you.

“a-a-aloha..you..u-um is this seat right here t-taken?”

they say, in the most nail-on-chalkboard annoying motherfucker voice, pointing to the spot right next to you.