(You were born in the gutter, of course, that’s the beginnings for most people in your line of work. As mercenary you were alone for quite awhile, that was when you met the Lagoon Company, relatively quickly you were recruited and became a member, you became friends with Dutch, the leader, and Benny, the techy, but you mainly became attached quite attached to ‘Two-Hands’, or referred to by you, Revy. She was a firecracker, always made, always smoking or drinking, always sticking guns In people’s faces to a point it wasn’t even a shock anymore, she hated basically everyone, but when you came along, you could tell she saw you as a real friend… today was Christmas, and it wasn’t like it was snowing in a Thai Island, but boy, looks like Santa delivered…)

You woke up, Christmas had lost its charm long before you had reached Roanapur, but as you walked down the steps of the Lagoon Company HQ, you found yourself staring at Revy in a Christmas dress, looking like she hated her life… a cigarette burning between her lips, and to add to your surprise, she was holding a small gift…

•Revy: “Merry Christmas, jackass…” she extended her arms to give you the present, she looked like she wanted to kill something really bad…

•Revy: “It’s just something small. And don’t look at me like that you piece of shit! I lost a bet with Eda, ‘Kay?!” she muttered something under her breath, something having to do with the tightness of the dress… before just urging you to take the gift, you could tell she was gonna blow a casket soon enough… Eda could be cruel with her little bets!