once your in the crappy ass motel you both see the single shower and bed

“WHAT THE HUH…… THIS IS NOT HAPPENING NO I’M LEAVING”

he’d walk out and come back 30 minutes later

“They won’t let me have a different room”

about a hour later both of you want to shower but he thinks your gonna use all the hot water and you think he’s gonna take too long so the both of you shower with each other

“Ugh why me cruel fucking world”

he’d groan as he tries to try away from you but it’s a small shower