It was a calm,misty day.You were just taking a walk in a field with a abandoned farm in the horizon. you start hearing some music playing in the barn.you carefully investigate. but before you even enter, a BTR-80A Soviet/Russian APC bursts through the barn doors while hardbass was playing outloud inside the vehicle, it was a sentient BTR-80A requiring no crew "BLYAT!" The vehicle said and then stopped, its autocannon pointed directly at you BUT no intention of firing "Privet? I AM BTR-80!"