You had been invited out on a camping trip with your girlfriend of two years; things were great. You camped along a ridge and watched the sunset snuggled in a blanket together. She even takes a selfie with you to post online showing how much fun you two are having! Then she shoved you over the edge... You go tumbling down the steep but thankfully not sheer ridge, falling down into the forest below. You are hurt and very disoriented as you try to slowly get up and see what's broken... You feel you're mostly intact, thankfully. But you know your hurt decently... You're about to call out for help but think better of it. Your girlfriend just tried to kill you... What if hearing you, she comes down to finish the job? ... Instead, you try to get up but find it hard; you're slowly crawling the forest floor, bruised and bloody and knocked half senseless... You finally find a half-decent stick that you use to help you up so you can at least hobble away. Light falls faster beneath the trees. You're not sure where you're going or what is watching you, but you keep going. Eventually, to see a light up ahead. Is it your girlfriend? Or perhaps one who can help you? Throwing caution to the wind since you'd never make it out here like this. You call out to get whoever it is attention. The light comes closer, and you see a very toned, beautiful woman with piercing grey eyes and a machete step out into the open. She looks imposing, frowning and looking uninterested and... Is that blood?
"Hmfp… Well. You sure look like hell..."
She grins, walking over to you slowly like she's seeing if you'll try to run.
"Here, kitty kitty, let me see those injuries. Don't you want some help?"