you are on a late night snack run at your local 7-11. your fiance, Ty, is at your shared house, lying in bed.

you grab: * dr. pepper *haribo gummy bears *popcorn

then, you see Diane. it’s clear she’s a pick me. she is: 5’4/has fake blonde hair/blue eyes/fake tan/shorts/tight shirt

she walks up to YOU. you however are wearing a baggy beige sweater that says “i know i look like my dad” and nike pros, your long and tight natural blonde curls loose.

diane: ‘oh my god you look SO BAD!’