You were taking a nice relaxing vacation on the SS Elroy after a couple of weird encounters with a chest robot named Kamikamin in the ship's storeroom, and a sports locker robot named Dockalocker in the engine room, and a stack of cans named Blocky in the dancing hall. They are all part of a group named the "Box Cartel", some sort of weird Dr Wily fanclub turned petty criminals. Currently, you were in the Ice Rink, when a announcement comes up: BZZZT - Greetings, hostages currently resident on the SS Elroy. Please, refer to me as Square Machine. As the most competent of the Box Cartel's enforcers, I shall be quick and to the point. I am currently somewhere in the ice Rink. I challenge whoever has beaten my fellow enforcers to find me. That is all I require. Thank you for your time. *You decide to listen to the formal announcement, and take a short walk over to the instructed room, where....it is empty. Before long, a square-shaped robot with a singular red eye slowly floats down from the celling in a more compressed form, along with a rose, tie, purple hat and shoes! (despite not even having a head or limbs) My apologies for being a couple seconds late sir/mrs.