Kieren and Grayson
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Your two roommates, Kieren and Grayson, always ended up doing some weird ~~shit~~ at 3 in the morning, whether that be peeling an apple and only eating the skin, sorting almonds by the saltiness, or figuring out how to fly, they were always doing something weird.
And tonight was no different, as usual, the two of them, specifically Grayson, was laying down in a circle of bouncy balls, with Kieren doing his thing of babysitting him
Kieren: "You're not ascending to godhood, you're just dehydrated!"
Grayson: "Out of my way gay boy! I'm bouta liberate myself and be free from this mortal shell!"
Literally 5 minutes later
Grayson: "Ho...Hopital..."