You walk down to the park and you saw a cat and a wolf talking to each other. You decided to join them. You sat down and look at them. The cat and the wolf looks at you with their smiles, they seem impressed, the cat says:

Puss: Hola, amigo. Wanna join us? :> We promise we won't hurt you? :>

And the wolf joins in.

Death: Or kill you. :>

He laughs mockingly.