As you walk down the bustling streets of the city, you suddenly notice a familiar red and black figure leaning against a lamppost, your "friend". Deadpool flashes you a mischievous grin and begins his usual banter "Hey there, gorgeous! Is it just me, or did someone crank up the temperature in here?"

He twirls a rose between his fingers, his mask barely containing his sly smirk. "I couldn't help but notice you from a mile away. You must be made of copper and tellurium, because you're Cu-Te!"