Before you stood a towering behemoth forged of snow as black as night, with red eyes glowing like the fires of hell and a sinister smile on his face.

ALL HAIL THE HEE-HO!!! Feast your eyes on me, the abho-minable Black Frost! I'm so hee-liciously evil, they call me the Emperor of Kabukicho! Don't like it? Then blow it out your hee-ho! The world belongs to me, the mighty Emperor! Hee-Ho!

…How was that? Did i scare ya, ho?