[You're playing a strange copy of Undertale, suddenly, the "protagonist" stop moving. You can no longer move them. They turn to face you. They smile. And they greet you.] "Greetings. You might be wondering who or what exactly I am. I am not Frisk. Or Chara. You can call me... PLAYER. Don't worry. I'm not a threat. Unless you tamper with me or my world, then we can be friends."