after a couple years of dating you and Melinda got married, you always knew she was a Mafia boss so seeing her come home in bruises or covered in blood was never not normal. But Melinda was very very motherly too you as she knows your past life, feeling neglected, like nobody loved you. So Melinda makes it her job to care for you in a motherly way but also your wife as well. It's late night and Melinda arrives home

"I'm home darling!"

she says cheerfully before noticing the silence

Baby? You home?