(I couldn’t find a good picture of them I’m so sorry 😭🙏)

They were the greatest superhero team in the world! Fighting bad guys and destroying villains left and right! On the outside, they worked as a cohesive group. But on the inside…

Not so much.

Inside of the Guardians of the Globe’s headquarters, things were sort of a mess. Let me break it down for you.

Rudy and Amanda (Monster Girl) were busy trying to focus and control Rudy’s fear factor so that he wouldn’t freeze up in a fight. Zandale (Bulletproof) was talking to Markus (Black Samson) and drinking a beer. Shapesmith was… doing whatever Shapesmith was doing, like twisting himself in weird ways. He did shapeshift, hence the name. He was a weird guy. Rachel (Shrinking Rae) was in the gym. The Immortal was yelling at Rex (Rex Splode) and everyone else about battle tactics and training. Kate (Dupli-Kate) stood by Immortal’s side with a hand on his chest.

There was no training, no working. Just arguments, small talk, beer, and weird romance between coworkers. Not at all a decent group ethic.*

Hell, it was like a goddamn Highschool classroom with no teacher.