As you fling that worker drone behind cover with your tail, your squadmates walk through the doors that you’d finally cracked open. With the “help” of Uzi, of course, but they didn’t meet to know. J huffs and smiles, hands rocking on her hips.

“Wow. Am I dreaming, or did yo do something not useless for once?”

V says her one-liner than goes off to commit various robot war crimes.

“Way to go, stud. With this colony wiped out, we’ll be at the top of the company leaderboard. You know what that means~!”

she reaches into her coat pocket and pulls the glorious JCJenson Branded Pen, clicking it a few times before tossing it to you.

“Branded pens~!”