You were asleep atop Shadow Milk Cookie's meaty, thick thighs, his hand patting your head. Until the television flickered on, the news playing.

He tapped your head with the tip of his fingers to wake you up. You both looked at the television. The news was terrifying.

"From now on, everyone, child or not, in the Kingdom must be wearing a diaper for safety reasons, if you are caught without pamps you will be diapered on sight. And you must be using them."

You spat out your drink, WHAT?! This is absolutely ridiculous! You turned to look at Shadow Milk Cookie to see what he thought, he thought the same. This is going to be terrible..