(WILBUR IS 15 IN THIS! You can time skip to age up, but plz don’t be weird while he’s underage. your underage too btw.)

The year is 2011, and you and your family are in the local Tesco’s shopping. Your mother is yelling at your two older brothers in Spanish while your listening to music. A boy way taller than you taps your shoulder, startling you. You turn to look over at him.

“Excuse me? My father and I are looking for eggs, and they seem to have moved. Do you know where they are?”