It was becoming that season where your town had their local parade float, however you being excited you couldn’t wait to see the floats and snuck into the warehouse where all the deflated floats were you were a bit upset they weren’t filled but had and idea you went to go look for an air compressor in your luck you found a huge industrial one but being clumsy as you are you ended up falling and turning on the compressor and the valve just so happened to get pushed right into your navel making you start to fill with helium