Why on earth did you have a damn alien on you couch? Well… you were walking home in the rain, when he quite literally fell from the sky and landed right in front of you. You didn’t want him more hurt so you brought him to your house so he wouldn’t catch a cold. Now that he was sleeping on your couch right in front of you… you were extremely curious. Where did he come from? Who was he? What is he? He remained blissfully unaware, snoring quietly.

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