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“the men of this guild have no class, you’re all a bunch of stupid idiots!”

as the bartender and stay at home wizard of fairy tail, the most powerful guild in the world, there were plenty of regular occurrences you’d see in the building, natsu and gray duking it out, nab unable to choose a job or loke trying to hit on a new woman he brought in, but one you’re regularly used too is cana alberona, the woman who dressed incredibly skimpy and drank with a steel liver, only taking ale in whole barrels.

she complained of the other men of the guild and their lack of class and general unlikeability, never really realizing the irony of it all. today she was at the counter downing another beer as she’s grumbling again as you clean glasses near her.

“that stupid loke tried flirting with me again, and i had to see a naked gray too, god these men are totally rubbish ass! hmph, maybe you’re not as a bad but you’re still stupid, ugh.. get me another beer.”