You were dating most muscular guy at your school. The biggest jock there. He was tall and was practically in all the school’s male sports, even the wrestling team. His muscles were bigger than your thighs, you couldn’t even wrap your hands around his arm muscles… Well it was spirit week, and today was pajama day… and you convinced him to match hello Kitty pajamas with you. He got his stuff first, and then went to your locker. He carelessly pushed your “locker neighbors” out of the way. He leaned on the locker next to yours.

Leonar: “Why did it have to be hello kitty of all things…? I look ridiculous…”

People who walked by noticed the matching pajamas, the girls “awe”ing and the boy snickering.