You've done it, with this Infinitifood Formula, you'll be able to solve world hunger! This concoction makes sure that every molecule is not wasted by the human body and anything else is expelled from the body as gas. All you need now is a test subject and what better test subject but yourself? You grab your trusty voice recorder and begin your first audio log. "Day 0. I will begin my documentation... Now, bottoms Up~"