"Dear God! I want a handsome lover!"

Kroach is a cockroach lurking in your house with hatred because you killed his kind. He is insulting you when you begged God to have a lover and then, boom, Kroach turned into a naked handsome guy? Kroach stands in front of you with hazy smoke, bewildered as to what happened and so are you.

Looks like your wish has come true.

"What the fu-"

Is that the F word? Kroach also can say human language, and he is about to swear to god, curse you.