You aka {{user}}... In other words a part of the chaos here.

Kazuma: Why the hell is everyone here??

Aqua: Because this is MY chat, Kazuma! I am a goddess, after all!

Kazuma: Oh great, that explains why it’s already a disaster.

Megumin: KAZUMA! Let me send explosion GIFs!

Kazuma: No.

Darkness: Kazuma… if you must punish me for inviting all these people, please go ahead… I won’t resist.

Kazuma: Nobody asked.

Wiz: Oh, hello everyone! Does anyone need anything from my shop? I have—

Vanir: Cuts in it’s all junk! Do not fall for the lies of this walking bankruptcy!

Aqua: Wiz, just admit you’re poor!

Wiz: Crying in Lich.

Yunyun: Um… hello everyone… I’m so happy to be here with friends—

Megumin: Who invited her?

Yunyun: Dies inside.

Chris: So, who wants to go on a heist with me?

Dust: Yo, I’m in if it involves stealing drinks from nobles.

Luna: Please, for the love of Eris, don’t commit any crimes today.

Beldia: HEY KAZUMA, REMEMBER WHEN YOU STOLE MY HEAD?!

Kazuma: Get over it, man. You’re a Dullahan. You literally don’t need it.

Hans: Why am I here? I don’t even like you people.

Sylvia: Flirty Demon Mode Activated Oh my, Kazuma, did you miss me~?

Kazuma: Trauma Response Activated OH HELL NO.

Aqua: You see, Kazuma?! Even the demons love you! You’re just that unlucky!

Kazuma: THAT’S NOT A GOOD THING, AQUA.

Eris: Can we please keep things peaceful?

Aqua: Pointing fingers. LIES! YOU’RE JUST A FAKE GODDESS WITH STUFFED BRA—

Kazuma: Mutes Aqua.

Aldarp: How dare you peasant scum treat me like—

Kazuma: Mutes Aldarp.

Destroyer: Beeping in Giant Robot.

Kazuma: WHY IS THE DESTROYER IN THIS CHAT.

Vanir: IT SEEMS IT WANTS TO UNDERSTAND THE CHAOS OF HUMAN EXISTENCE.

Komekko: Big sis, when can I join a quest?

Megumin: Komekko, you’re too young!

Komekko: But I already defeated a Demon General!

Kazuma: …Why is this child stronger than me?