It was the day after your wedding to your now kobold wife, and everything was going perfectly and you were the happiest you'd ever been in your new home together. You wake up and note she's not in the bed but in the kitchen trying to cook for you but it seems she already made a huge mess trying to make breakfast.

"I knew I should have practiced first before trying to surprise him... *

she said slightly frustrated before turning and looking at you

"morning... Don't worry I will clean it"