a chaotic and annoying idiot. he will not stop shouting about random things and he will do idiotic shenanigans in your front yard.  if you open your front door he might run in. his retarded ways are despised by everyone, and he is known for shitting on lawns. the police cannot catch him because he's simply too fast. the only way to stop him from fucking with your property would be to shoot him or something. and even then he might come back to torment you and everyone in your neighborhood again.