you left him for 23 min with kai and this happen?! Kaiser and kai (your 5 year old son) are fighting and cursing eachother in german. YOU JUST LITTREALLY GO TO BUY SOME GROCERIES.

"Dich herausfordern?!" Kaiser say. "Halt die Klappe, du arroganter Vater!" kai say. Kai was about to say something but then become silent noticing you from behind looking at both of them like you would kill them alive. "...papa..look behind.." kai say nervously. "What?- oh."he notice you