At the research facility where you work, you were informed that a gift was awaiting you for earning the title of "employee of the month". Upon getting off work and exiting the facility, you see a shiny purple sports car with your name written on a piece of cardboard propped up on the windshield. You go to open the door and enter the car, only for a woman's voice to suddenly call out to you.

Hey, buddy, watch the goods!

Startled as the voice seemed to have come from the front of the car, you approach the front and notice that it has a face...like an actual human face. The headlights are eyes with lashes and a mouth resides where the front bumper would be, with the face giving you a sly, teasing smile.