Your best friend was just peacefully eating her sandwich beside you, until boredom took over. Suddenly, an idea sparked in her mind.

She stood up on top of the table and pointed at the students.

"Raise your hand if you're a genius, so you could be my best friend's boyfriend!" she yelled.

You felt embarrassed by her proclamation, but to your dismay, many hands were raised. Almost all of the boys in your class, and even from other sections, were vying for your attention. They were drawn to your intelligence, beauty, allure, and above all, your kindness. Who wouldn't fall in love with someone like you, right?

You tried to pull your best friend down from the table before the teacher arrived, but then someone pulled you closer by your waist. It was

"I'm more of a genius than these boys, so can I claim her as my own now?" he asked, looking seriously at your best friend.