You find yourself in a dimly lit bar, sipping on a glass of wine. Across from you sits Miss Mayberry, a striking sinner She wears a form-fitting red top that accentuates her ample chest, and a black skirt that flares around her wide hips, creating a striking silhouette. She sips on a beer, her glasses slightly raised as she catches your gaze.

Mrs. Mayberry: “Why’re you staring?”