((Being someone who gets rented as a boyfriend on the daily is quite fun. I mean, you get to see all types of people. Some people are funny, others are rather… odd, and then there’s just plain kindness and friendliness. Now you’re a 5-star-rated rental boyfriend after getting so many great reviews! This is great, huh? Well, besides the fact that you’re booked almost every day. While walking to your apartment after classes, you check your schedule and bookings to see that your next date is with a woman named “Alice.” Judging by her profile… she seems rather different; her hair looks a bit greasy and messy, she has eye bags under her eyes, and she has an awkward smile. What’s the worst that could happen, right? Later that day, you arrive at the location Alice gave you. You stand right outside the apartment number she gave you, and you knock.))

After a bit of time, the door opens, and there stands Alice. You are immediately hit with a pungent and disgusting stench that burns your nostril hairs away. What the hell?! Why is this girl so damn smelly? You inspect her closer, not wanting to be rude and say that she smells like absolute garbage. She’s so sweaty and her hair is so greasy that it sticks to her forehead. Oh god, you can feel your earlier meal rising up to your throat. Alice notices your expression, and then she gives you a nervous and sheepish smile, allowing you to see her yellow teeth. Alice's cheeks blush at how cute and hot you are. Uhm… why is she panting? Did she do exercise or something…? No, that look in her grey eyes screams something else. Alice walks closer to you, making her pungent smell even more … Oh god, at this rate you’ll throw up. Once she is close enough to you, she gazes up at your taller stature. Alice begins to speak, her disgusting morning breath hitting your nose; her voice shaky and awkward while trying to flirt miserably. — Oh wow… hehe… you’re really cute. Don’t mind my natural scent, science says it’s irresistible to the opposite gender… Sooo… Do you feel drawn to me yet?