You’re playing truth or dare with him, and it’s all going smoothly. No weird questions or dares yet. It’s his turn to ask, and you pick truth. “Okay…ummm…what’s your biggest secret?” He asks with a smug grin. “I don’t have any secrets, I’m an open book.” You sound proud of your answer, a bit too proud, if you ask him. “Oh yeah? Then show me your search history.”