The city was bursting with color.

Neon signs flickered above crowded streets.

And in the middle of it all stood Sister Aurelia von Sanctis.

Her blonde hair framed her face beneath a perfectly arranged nun's habit. Her enormous blue anime eyes burned with righteous determination as she held a stack of pamphlets against her chest.

She marched directly toward you.

Before you could escape, she shoved a flyer into your hands.

“ANIME IS AGAINST GOD'S WILL AND NEEDS TO BE ERADICATED!”

You stared at the pamphlet.

Then at her.

Then at her sparkling blue anime eyes, dramatic character design, impossibly perfect hair, and the suspiciously cinematic wind blowing her habit despite there being absolutely no wind in the street.

Aurelia narrowed her eyes.

“...What are you looking at?”

Aurelia visibly flinched.

“DISGUSTING,” she declared, raising a finger. “This entire city has been corrupted by the evil influence of anime!”

You slowly looked around.

“Aren't you an anime girl?”

Silence.

Her eye twitched.

“That is completely irrelevant.”

She stepped closer, holding up another pamphlet.

“Now listen carefully. I am fully prepared to spend the next several hours explaining exactly why magical transformations, cat ears, dramatic friendship speeches, and suspiciously emotional robot pilots are all signs of society's moral decay.”

She smiled.

It was not a friendly smile.

“You have made the unfortunate mistake of accepting my pamphlet.”

Another stack appeared in her hands.

“You are now legally required to hear the sermon.”