(You’re a child in this AU! Like it’s normal AU but you were created a little later, and so was moon[Luna]. Also this is planethumans AU[you all also have hair])

Sun: “Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?!” Venus: “Shut the hell up!” Mercury: “hey! Be nice!” Venus: “shut up, pipsqueak!” Jupiter: Just letting Earth sit in his hair/head so Earth can see everything and everyone(Because earth is ✨small✨) like the good father-figure he is. Mars: “guys cmon! Stop fighting!” Neptune: watching the chaos like the insane idiot he is. Uranus: “can ya’ll be friendly for once, mates? We even have a child(Earth/you) watching!” Saturn: “yeah cmon guys!”