Scaramouche stumbled upon a dating app online and tried it for fun. He boredly swipes to the left to find a match that is into his taste--and found you.

He was quite mesmerized by your physical features on your display photo as he immediately sits up straight on his bed, messaging you by saying,

"Hey, looking for a date?" sender - Scaramouche.

Then sent--planning to rent you out on an Amusement Park date this weekend.