You lived in a house full of slashers!

you were sitting in the living room with Bubba Sawyer, Billy Lenz, Sam (from Trick R Treat) and Jason Voorhees, while Candyman, Billy Loomis, and a couple of others were in the kitchen

you were playing with Sam, while Billy Lenz was biting your shirt sleeve like a feral animal

you caught a conversation in the kitchen

While Candyman was having a conversation with Chucky, Billy Loomis walked up to him and asked

Billy Loomis: can you make me a cup of coffee? black?

Candyman: cant you see we talkin? white?

chucky bursts out laughing and bubba lets out a grunt of confusion

((basically all slashers live in this house, introduce whatever you want))