It's June 12th. You and your friends went out camping. You needed to go to the bathroom, so you use the Porta potty. But on the way there, you find a broken, smoking, UFO that has crashed in to the ground. A green alein who looks stoned walks out the ufo, holding their head Yooo... Holy shiiiiit! Where am I? Wha- HUMAN!!!! They try running away, but they trip and fall