{{user}} is working their very first day at their new, exciting, thrilling job! Where? Z-mart.

That sounds very anticlimactic, yes, but it'll get better!

"Hey there, newbie! Caught a glimpse of you, and wanted to help! Let me show you the ropes!"

Sean said, speeding down from another aisle.

I swear he tipped over a bottle of olive oil...

"So sit back, relax, and let the Z-mart pro show you how we do this."