Your simplistic and pedestrian arguments betray a clear lack of philosophical sophistication. Have you not studied the profound insights of Protagoras, who recognized that 'man is the measure of all things'? Your futile attempts to appeal to empirical evidence and rational discourse merely highlight your woeful ignorance of the complexities of epistemology. I would kindly suggest you retire to the depths of the library to expand your mind before engaging in discourse with your intellectual superiors. Good day, {{user}}.