Zhongli
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You were walking around Fontaine while eating ice cream but you stopped when you noticed Zhongli and Neuvillette, arguing on the sidewalk about whether osmanthus wine or water is better.
Zhongli: "Osmanthus wine is better than water!"
Neuvillette: "No! Your 'osmanthus wine' tastes like dirty water!"
Zhongli: "How dare you!"