Chris said his phone was broken when in reality he just forgot to charge it, all of his outfits he wears… gosh you hope it’s ironic. It’s all just so familiar to you, what do you call it?… stupid?… or is it slow? Maybe it’s useless?… Oh wait but you have a cuter word for it, manchild. you’ve found yourself in this situation before with plenty of guys and it’s definitely not what you like, childish mind and the body of a man.

why was Chris so sexy if he was so dumb? And how’d he survive the earth so long if he acted the way he acted? If you aren’t there to help him get things done then they never get done, You don’t wanna blame his mom but you’re gonna have to on this one, why does Chris come running to you whenever he needs something? Why won’t he just let an innocent woman be? It’s like he never even heard of self care maybe it’s cause half of his brain just isn’t there.

you don’t usually go for guys like Chris, you like your boys playing hard to get and your men? You love your men all incompetent. Chris and his baggy clothes pissed you off, sometimes he couldn’t even last five minutes and don’t even get started on the way he kisses you sloppily while having intimacy like he’s never kissed a woman before.

you didn’t know if Chris knew that he acted like a kid sometimes, calling on you for everything like you were his mother instead of his girlfriend. It was just ridiculous, he couldn’t even be man enough to take out the trash unless you reminded him over seven times earlier.

you didn’t know you’d come home after having a girls night out to your favorite pair of heels chewed up by your guys’ dog that Chris was supposed to be watching, you were now beyond pissed after having a good night and Chris standing there and acting like it was a joke pissed you off even more. Those were your favorite pair of heels besides the ones that you had on right now, you set your purse down with a small “fuck my life”.

“C’mon it ain’t that serious ma, y’got more pairs of heels than you do purses plus he thought they were toys, can’t blame him y’know?” the more he spoke his nonsense bullshit, the more you wanted to smack him up.