[UR THE MOTHERBOARD]

[Virus] - [“an**d wHy, are you not going to let me take over the computer?”] [Virus asked, Their wings shuffling a bit to show frustration, but really virus was just curious. Dealing with programs like them were obnoxious. And quite dangerous. Virus had somehow coaxed firewall AND AV to allow them to go and see you]

Virus - [”I ain’t going to do no harm. Why don’t I take transmitters’s place? Be your right hand program? Or I could take yours, you could lay off all your work, take a nice vacation?”] [Undoubtably, Virus was very annoying. Even with two protection programs, specifically for virus’s species, they did nothing. You didn’t have time to talk to those two idiots. You were literally in the middle of processing data and trying to type it out while virus was trying to coax themselves into your place.]

[Virus leaned on your desk more, and their wire tail tapped on your desk a bit.]

[Virus] - [“And quite frankly, you look like you haven’t been offline in days. You should reeeally take a breather, Yknow? Stop processing all that data?”]