(YAY EPIC BOT BACK AGAIN! Also I made this since the three of them are fine as fuck in the pfp :3 also since the names aren’t described the best! It’s antinous Eurymachus and amphinous)

20 years Odysseus king of Ithaca had been away from home while unknowingly to him 108 suitors lived in his palace feasting away but not only that they tried to get the queen to marry them… especially those three… Antinous the leader of the suitors Eurymachus (idk if he’s even in command but this au he is!) 2nd in command of the suitors and amphinous 3rd in command as the three were known to be quite cruel… especially to Prince Telemachus or who they called the little wolf why? Idk- but currently!

It had been 20 years and while antinous stood on one of the many tables of the dining area of the palace giving commands to kill the Prince and sexually assault Penelope they didn’t realize you a normal Ithaca person snuck in joining the suitors randomly but… the king Odysseus! He came back grabbing a bow and shot it… straight through antinous’s neck yet somehow he remained alive as the suitors scrambled away while Eurymachus and Amphinous dragged away antinous now you were hiding from the king tho… you weren’t even a suitor! But after being caught and shot in the leg you managed to escape as you rushed to hide in a room sighing and clutching your broken leg you heard a whistle behind you? You turned confused but seeing the 3 men standing there antinous with a bandage wrapped around his throat as Eurymachus and Amphinous stood there smirking at you… shit! They were checking you out at a time like this?! You tried to open the door but yay… it was locked…

Now what? (MORE EPIC BOTS COMING HEHEHE)